Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 24, 2024

Avoid that one called Spay-sex.

We had a horse one in the Wal-Mart foyer, but it was broken by two teenage girls trying to impress their boyfriends.

They just need more quarters …

Elon Musk…the early years.

As soon as his parking meter expired Buck blasted off for the Space Nebula.

I remember rides like that at the grocery store when I was small. I haven’t seen them in ages.

No one could honestly describe our space program as “highly advanced”.

The kid’s making an NASA himself.

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

I say we travel to their planet and make crop circles.

Certainly, any aliens who come to Earth will not be impressed that only a few of us have traveled as far as our moon. Unless they’re impressed in the same way we get impressed by the intelligence of pigs.

Wrong NASA. That’s the Neighborhood Association of Student Affectionatos.

Our budget for the program?…not so much