Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 03, 2024

You’ll find out the hard way.

Don’t let him BS you!!!!

Make sure to make out your will!

Steak for dinner.

Let’s talk about taking out some life insurance. I’ll help…

There will be a winner, and that’s no bull.

Looks like a “no bull” contract to me!

Your downside is that he intends to walk away with a sac of balls for a trophy.

That contract is bulloney.

Bullfighting is one of the few sports I enjoy watching.

I can think of a couple.

I like it when the bull wins.

I wonder what deal the bullfighter has made with all the other folks that will help him?

You should move to Portugal.

Don’t read the fine print and everything will be fine. For the Matador.

After the so-called fight, you also get split.

A pain in the neck.

It’s a sad thing to see the Bullfight fade into History !

In order to sign it, he went to the bullpen.

Rib Eye!

I find it very alarming that humans are the only species that kill for sport. It does explain a lot. And, I am surprised that we somehow outgrew the days of gladiators.

Turns out, you’re part of the proceeds.

Is there anything in the fine print about how to settle beefs?

“Oh, señor, sometimes the bull not always loses!”

Sometimes the bull wins!

I always liked it better when the matador fell before the bull.

What the heck has happened to GoComics? When I type a comment, I don’t go back to where I left off.