Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 14, 2024

The pacifier just fell from the mouth.

I cried laughing.

I started sweating profusely…

Ssshhhhh…quickly slide the binky over to her nice & easy like …

Time for a new world record eh.

The baby, the guy, or her?

… and a miserable experience was had by all.

Quick! Shove the pacifier in the kid’s mouth before it starts crying again!

better yet, shove the cup in it

Planes COULD be designed with noise barriers for families.

Only thing worse would be a trophy for the smelliest diaper.

She might be someone’s trophy wife.

c’mon, kid… let’s go for the gold!

Wait till the kid finds out they’re on a Boeing 737 Max.

I’m 100% sure that if a contest like that existed and required flying into, the flight attendants would all go on strike the week of the event. Oh the agony.

Before seeing the trophy, my eyes first went to the baby. I initially thought the baby was crying because his/her nose fell off.

Uh-oh…