Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 21, 2024

So the swine flew?

Nah. He took a hike.

Oh you’ll knows when the pig fly.

Wait until he gets his attorney, Big Bad. He’ll blow the doors off your cattle car.

Alright already! Don’t have a cow!

Train wheels don’t have flanges like that

or 2×4′s for track or small wheels. good point

I word be careful, cow. The pig will squeel on you.

“Mooove along”

Don’t get on! On the way to the slaughter house.

Tell the pig that. He speaks.

Isn’t this the train to Smithfield?

Sorry, Leigh..I’m an Adept railfan…love the technique on those ties!

Rollercoaster, tho…