Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 05, 2024

Become a politician. solved.

Join a zoo.

How good he in circus treecks?

What about curiosity?

Hey c’mon man. I’ve got my pride, you know.

He’s gonna hang out on a wall.

If you see a crocodile, chances are it’s stalking you. If you don’t see a crocodile, it’s certain that he’s stalking you.

Fortunately he is a male so all that really doesn’t matter.

Get a red hat, lie as often as possible, and pander to lions dumber than you. Done.

He’s just been lion around.

Get him an apprenticeship on talk radio.

reminds me of that cookbook ‘To Serve Mankind’

He forgot the word Eating between people and skills

or the necessary people kills…

Aliens can help. They’ve got a book called “To Serve Man”.

Do better, simba

The Trumpsicle & Eric perhaps?