Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 26, 2024

Don’t take too long, others are waiting to use that stump.

He’s got his right elbow on his right thigh. According to Rodin’s famous statue, the elbow should be on the left thigh. But I’ll undertake not to overthink about it.

I’d be thinking about putting on some pants before I got a splinter in my youknowwhat!

Hard choices

Even em beach bums is more active than this lazy bum.

If only thinking about exercise counted as exercise.

Maybe if he wasn’t stoned …

Maybe think about putting some clothes on first.

Have some coffee. Sometimes that helps.

Too too too much time on my hands

Maybe just keep practicing your yoga. This is the Thinker pose.

Maybe I’ll run for President… what could go wrong…?

Perhaps you should pour a measure of the dew and take time to appreciate all that’s good in life. Yes it’s a bit messy out there, but we still have a lot to be thankful for.

Well, that’s the last time I’m going to try nude logging.

Great spot for a joke about the horse you Rodin on.

Say hello to Dobie Gillis for me!