Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 17, 2003

Transcript:

"Just so I'm clear, if I'm the last guy on the island, I get $1 million?" "Your next of kin does." "And I would get the usual news stories and press tour?" "Of course." "And a guest spot on 'friends'?" "Then you'd be eaten." "Before or after I went on Leno?"