Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 01, 2003

Transcript:

"So, Nephew, what's up with your missing monkey?" "Monkey?" "Please tell me you remember your beloved pet--the one the government detained?" "Hmm." "Your attention span's so short, you can't remember anything before the new phone you bought yesterday." "I bought a phone?" "I weep for my gene pool."