Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 26, 2003

Transcript:

"Ho. Ho. Ho. Come sit on Santa's lap." "What do you want this holiday, little girl?" "You're not Santa." "Well, now - " "Santa's not even real. It's a marketing plot. And you're probably an exploited, illegal immigrant!" "This bites." "I want my innocence back!"