Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 10, 2004

Transcript:

"How's Mrs. Cohen's campaign going to oust Starbucks from the premesis?" "Battle of the heavyweights." "Sadie's gone nuclear. She's telling customers that Starbucks is high in carbs." "Really? Does she have any evidence?" "Better, catchy marketing phrases." "Have you tried a new 'Pasta-cinno?'" "Lord no."