Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 19, 2004
Transcript:
"It's on." "Turn up the volume." "This is Dan Rather." "Last week, I reported that hapless arthritic janitor Rudy Park is thrilled to have Sadie Cohen as his aunt." "This is not true. CBS apologizes for the error. And *I* personally apologize." "I'm not a hapless janitor!" "For my next apology..."