Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 17, 2004

Transcript:

Ashton Kutcher's huge new SUV had blotted out the sun. "Is it really you, Ashton?" "Hurry. I need 360 lattes - wprinkles." "Me, Demi and all over Hollywood friends are escaping by SUV to Canada. We've got to flee this country's facist demagoguery." "Noah's ark, eat your heart out." "Depp needs soy milk."