Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 06, 2005
Transcript:
"Sadie, I don't like what's happened to me in here." "That is bad facial hair." "I'm reduced to primitive instincts. I'm siding with a prison gang for a sense of community." "It's basic tribalism. It's not like the outside world." "In other news, the earth's various major religions continued to slaughter each other. Next up: sports!"