Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 08, 2006
Transcript:
Dear kindly reader, We at Rudy Park Enterprises stand humbled. Recent comics polls have indicated little regard for our contemporary brand of 'humor.' Tail between legs, we are proud to introduce a strip we think will better appeal to the gracefully aging Americans who are stalwart newspaper readers. Introducing: "Rudy Park-'n-Sadie." "And that's when Coolidge said, 'That's not a duck, that's the vice president.'" "Gimme soft foods!"