Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 31, 2007
July 30, 2007
August 01, 2007
Transcript:
"I, Cyrano de Bergerock, face my most challenging gig as a dating consultant." "Tougher than me?" "Senator John McCain wants my advice on how to seduce America. He loves the country, but it is not reciprocating." "What can I tell him? What trick can I offer? I mean, I have one idea that always works, but can it work here?" "How many back rubs do you think he can give before November?" "Keep working."