Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 06, 2008
Transcript:
Dearest reader, great news! We recognize you are overwhelmed by endless and boring presidential election coverage. So we are offering alternative programming! We're a safe haven and refuge from all that silly post-election analysis. We assure you this programming decision is not at all because we went to press weeks ago and have no idea who was elected. Rudy says, "Can I get you a scone?" Sadie says, "You can get me the name of the @#$ president!"