Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 26, 2009

Transcript:

Randy says, "I've figured it out. I know why you came back from the dead." Mort says, "Experienced re-alivening." Randy says, "What?" Mort says, "I'm 're-alivened.' I was never dead. I didn't return from the 'dead.' That term is offensive." Mort says, "It's demeaning to people who are still dead to refer to that state of being with such disdain and permanence." Randy says, "I made a major scientific discovery!" Mort says, "Easy. You'll wake the un-alivened if you yell that loud."