Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 13, 2009
Transcript:
Rudy says, "I need a cold compress, a bucket of painkillers and a pacifier. Quick." Armstrong says, "What's happening?" Rudy says, "Uncle Mort is kicking caffeine - after six decades at four cups a day." Armstrong says, "Why?" Rudy says, "He believes coffee is responsible for his angry, liberal rants." Mort says, "Tar and feather Hannity!" Sadie says, "That's the withdrawal talking. Stick with it."
Cold turkey is hard.