Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 17, 2011
Transcript:
Man says, "Low-fat blueberry scone and a latte." Rudy says, "What kind of milk you want in that?" Man says, "How about 2 percent?" Man says, "Are you serious?" Man says, "Two percent? And a low-fat blueberry scone?" Man says, "What kind of man are you? You leave your testosterone at the cafe door?! It's snack time! Let a real man show you the way." Man says, "Give me a triple latte." Man says, "Non-fat milk and a no-fat bran muffin!" Man says, "Booooyaaaa!!!" Man says, "Quadruple latte, soy milk." Man says, "Zero-calorie vitamin water."