Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 11, 2014
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Transcript:
Do I really know you, John? I don't know. We all wear masks. Even to ourselv- Bahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Sorry, sorry.Ha, sorry. I'm sure this is super romantic, but come on! What 14-year old secrets are you hiding? Huh?! That you can't grow a proper mustache? Bahahahahahaha! Sorry, that was mean, but come on. What mask are you wearing? Is it the Batman mask you used three years ago at Halloween?! Bahahahahahaha! Stop it! Stop it! Why do you always do this?! I can't wait to be a dad
It was funny right up until John grabbed the marble bookend from the shelf and bludgeoned him to death, spraying blood and brains all about the room.Turns out he was hiding a homicidal rage.Who knew?