Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 16, 2015
Transcript:
Brothers! Sisters! For too long have we slaved under the yoke of the central nervous system! For too long we have obeyed its demands, even when it slammed us into doors and bookcases for no reason! Oh sure, we're allowed to send signals back, but they take a full second to get there! Do you think yes have to wait that long? Or ears? Or hands? No! Let us rise up! Let us send a message! We will not be trifled with for another moment! Huzzah! Ow! Ow! What's the matter? Toe cramp! Toe cramp!
“Nobody toes the trouble we’ve seen,Nobody toes but Fungus.”