Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 21, 2015
Transcript:
If you eat the yellow pill, you will know all things. If you eat the green pill, you will know nothing but happiness. Yellow pill! Ha! Sucker! Now that I have all knowledge, I know how to be happy. All I have to do is think it! Take the green pill Damnit.
Surely “all things” includes happiness.