Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 27, 2015
January 26, 2015
January 28, 2015
Transcript:
Release the hostages and we'll give you whatever you want! I want to be as carefree as I was at age 10, as excited as I was at age 20, as confident as I was at age 30, and as empowered as I was at age 40! We've got that down here just release the hostages! Soon... So where is it?! Where?! Oh, that's easy. All you have to do is accept that the present, through a result of the past, still exist unto itself. What?! But my self-assessment is entirely the result of my unrelenting analysis of mistakes and missed opportunities! Well, you probably should've bargained for a Ferrari or something. This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about!
Just give him a copy of Hermann Hesse’s SIDDHARTHA to read in solitary, preferably next to a storm drain.