Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 26, 2015
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Transcript:
Hey! Looks like were gonna be buddies for nine whole hours! That's just enough time for me to tell you the good news about our Lord and Savior! Sure! That sounds great! Ever so slowly, I compressed cyanide capsule hidden in my tooth.
This happened to me. The Chinese woman next to me claimed to be an ordained Catholic priest. She had no idea why reading random passages from the bible at me didn’t automatically turn me into a believer. Man, was I thankful for that capsule in my hollow tooth.