Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 18, 2015

Transcript:

I can accept that you broke up with me, but I just want closure! I want a reason! I think we just sort of drifted apart, you know? That's not a reason! You're vein, boring, shallow, cruel, materialistic, petty, jealous, spiteful, and you show no inclination to change. I mean I think we just sort of drifted apart, you know? I totally understand.