Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 30, 2015
March 29, 2015
March 31, 2015
Transcript:
Daaad! Daaad! There is a monster under my bed! Let me get this straight. Some creature lives under your bed 24 hours a day. Every night, as darkness falls, he jumped onto its roof and start yelling and screaming for me to come and eradicate it. But the creature under the bed is the monster? You're the monster, boy. So you basically replaced fear with guilt? It was the quietest emotion I could think of.
1. Tell the kid monsters can’t stand the smell of toothpaste, go brush your teeth.2. Take the legs off the bed.