Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 15, 2015
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Transcript:
I am the Lorax! I speak for the trees! Oh, it's okay, Lorax. We've heated your call and transitioned to sustainable logging. We have a dedicated patch of land on which we grow trees just for paper then cut them down in their prime. Oh. Okay. Well, good then! They will never grow old, they will never know wildness, and their children's children's children's children will forever be in thrall to man's insatiable lust for cellulose-based products! And it's all thanks to you, Lorax!
No. That would be a sociopath.You are confusing lemons and limes.And Spritely, as well.The Upper emotional and empathic functions are Severed in either, of course.