Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 18, 2015
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Transcript:
You'll be all right, Mister Pigliucci, but I'm afraid... You're anus will never be the same. What?! But it was a routine colonoscopy! My God, man! What went wrong!? Oh, sorry, I meant that in the philosophical sense. You know, Heraclitus once said you can never step in the same river twice. Well, the molecular makeup of your anus changes, just like a river! You use this joke on all your patience, don't you? Technically, it's never exactly the same joke.
Every routine colonoscopy has a “but”.