Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 19, 2015

So is the rain fairy.

It’s hard to follow a classist act.

I’m surprised the children’s teeth market hasn’t been taken over by investment houses. What is the value of a good-quality baby tooth on the world exchange? Those quarters and half-dollars can really add up. (What’s that? Prices have gone up?) I envision sacks of baby teeth kept like silver coins in bank vaults. I’m surprised the, er, Tooth Person still keeps that, might I say, politically incorrect name. .The possibilities for biting satire on the subject are endless.

Same with Santa Claus.