Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 10, 2015
August 09, 2015
August 11, 2015
Transcript:
Life tip: anything philosophers have never bothered considering can be said to have no ethical justification. Daddy! I found a turtle! There is no ethical justification for turtles!
When a man says there is no ethical justification for turtles, that’s what we call a fencepost turtle. When you see a turtle stuck on a fencepost and waving his legs around, you might wonder exactly how he came to that conclusion, but you can be sure that he didn’t get there on his own.