Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 19, 2015
Transcript:
Who do you think would win if Batman fought Superman? The span of two lives is but a wink in the eye of universe. Human victory, even on the grandest scale, is not meaningfully different from a tribe of ants glorifying in the discovery of a dead rat. There would be no win. And no loss. Just the ongoing rearrangement of particles as they sleepwalk toward entropic purgatory. What if Batman had a kryptonite batarang? Batman, then.
What if Superman had Batman’s credit card numbers and a fake signature?