Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 27, 2016
January 26, 2016
January 28, 2016
Transcript:
I love walking through graveyards. Me too. I know it's weird, but it's so peaceful here. In a dark sort of way... Everything is in its place. For me, it's because all these people are dead. So, I'm like hey, I'm better than all of these people! Hey dead governor! You know what's better than power? Living! Hey dead painter! You know what's better than the subtle interplay of light and shadow? Not bein' a corpse! Hey dead family who all died on the same day! You- Please stop. I am so pumped
“Hey, Ma, look! There’s Maude! Remember, the 80-year-old I used to date…”“Harold…”“I would call her my old lady.”“HAROLD!”