Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 20, 2016
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My fortress shall not be taken! goo? You are more powerful than I imagined! Let us agree that whoever is victorious shall observe the traditional rites of burial! pbffbffbft No! No! sock sock My flesh! My flessshhh! I don't like this game. You should read more literature.
Believe me, there’s such a thing as reading TOO much literature. It narrows down considerably the people who enjoy talking to you. And you get the hubristic impression that you have x-ray vision into Existence and people’s souls. Yet, you still die.