Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 29, 2016
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Transcript:
(1) if (eat Mediterranean diet) then (am healthy) (2) if (Mediterranean people eat X) then (X is element of Mediterranean diet) so, IF (compel Mediterranean's to eat cheeseburgers) then (all Americans healthy)
This would solve SO MANY problems…Greece’s economy improves, the Greeks all get heart attacks and die, and Americans continue to get heart attacks and die while also unable to pry themselves up from their recliners where they’re perpetually watching reality shows.