Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 03, 2016

Transcript:

Daddy! There's a monster under my bed! What?! Hey! Listen up! You either pay rent in this building, you leave, or I call the cops! Whoa, okay, whoa. Hey, I don't want any trouble, okay? Then, get up! Is there a clinic around here, man? I'm in a bad way. Not my problem! Pick up your stuff! Okay, okay. Let me just- See this? It's the police station phone number! You have ten seconds to leave before I hit send! Damn freeloaders not a damn hotel. Sure is cold out. Not for us. Not for you. Have a middle-class night, son. Click