Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 10, 2016
Transcript:
And then my boss says well I shouldn't have put it up on the whiteboard, but like- Oh God. I'm sorry. I have to file for attention bankruptcy. I thought I had enough attention to last through this conversation, but it's been longer and more boring than I anticipated. As I am no longer able to pay you attention, I will have to restructure this conversation so that I pay smaller amounts of attention to you over a longer period of time. So, you're saying you're going to look at your phone while we talk? Ugh, I hope this doesn't tank my friendship rating.
Hope you didn’t expect us to read all that.