Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 19, 2016

Transcript:

I'd like to see other people. I mean, I'd still like to be exclusive. Just, when I look at you I'd like to see other people. I think you want to break up with me, but you're unable to convince yourself, so you're trying to force me to make the decision via insults. I'd like the other people I see to not say dumb stuff.