Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 10, 2016
July 09, 2016
July 11, 2016
Transcript:
Our focus groups finally settled on have a party at home! For the box front. That wouldn't get me to buy the product. I don't see how that's relevant. Trade secret: the only purpose of slogans on a frozen pizza is to make bachelors sad.
“Pizza party for one! Your smorgasbord of sadness cardboard is ready!”