Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 06, 2016
August 05, 2016
August 07, 2016
Transcript:
I'm sorry. I've been cheating on you. With who? With Robert. You humans share 99.9% of your genes, and I couldn't tell the difference until it was too late. I see. I guess I can forgive that. I... Still love you, Mendax. I love you too, Hank. Who's Hank? I'll just let myself out.
If you sleep with the entire human race, is it still cheating, or is it a guaranteed entry in the Guinness Book?