Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 06, 2016
November 05, 2016
November 07, 2016
Transcript:
Friday. So, Senators, that report we released was fake - a test of your true feelings. And, well, we're not exactly floored over here. Thursday. Senate revokes all funding for medical research Wednesday. Journal of epidemiology all disease in elected officials cured
Time line:
1) Public officials announced as cured of diseases.
2) Congress cuts funding for medical research.
3) Friday, scientists inject congress with anthrax and the world enters a new utopian phase.