Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 14, 2016
November 13, 2016
November 15, 2016
Transcript:
People of Sodom! It is Abraham! God has come to destroy you, and there is no time for escape! I strongly encourage everyone to spend their final moments experiencing the joy of doing it in the butt! Some descriptions from the Bible are not entirely chronologically accurate
Abe suddenly realized his mistake when the entire male population of Sodom tag teamed him. He wasn’t all that bright. God had to keep an eye on him every second and soon learned that metaphor was entirely beyond him when he caught him trying to kill his kid on account of some offhand comment by God. God just about despaired of the antics of Abe and his family and was about the chuck the whole supreme being business or at least pick Mexicans as his chosen people when Abe finally kicked off at 175. “I thought that schmuck would never go.”