Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 14, 2016

Cause ol’ Yahweh, he gonna give you all the shaft … with extreme prejudice…

Not chronologically accurate?

Abraham does seem to have gotten ahead of himself……

is that because everyone else is getting a little behind?

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Abe suddenly realized his mistake when the entire male population of Sodom tag teamed him. He wasn’t all that bright. God had to keep an eye on him every second and soon learned that metaphor was entirely beyond him when he caught him trying to kill his kid on account of some offhand comment by God. God just about despaired of the antics of Abe and his family and was about the chuck the whole supreme being business or at least pick Mexicans as his chosen people when Abe finally kicked off at 175. “I thought that schmuck would never go.”

Bend over and kiss someone’s butt goodbye.

First time through I read that as ‘spending their anal moments’, then I realized I was right.

Did you know there was a third city destroyed along with Gomorrah and Sodom? Called Zeboim. So the Law of 3’s still in action.