Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 28, 2016
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Transcript:
We are conducting an experiment to see if joy comes from receiving a present, or if it's the thought that counts. To that end, we've given each of you a gift. One is a new video game, and one is a placebo gift. After receipt of your said gifts, your pupil dilation and heart rate will be monitored at regular intervals. Now then This is a lie designed to cut the cost of Christmas in half. Today, 50% attrition among test subjects.
60% percent cut in gift costs, because we no longer have to get a card to go with the placebo gift.