Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 19, 2017
Transcript:
Hello, human! Aaaah! An alien! Have you come to read with our women? Whah? Are you crazy? That'd be like if you went to another planet and found a species of sapient alien goats, then decided to have sex with them to see if you'd get hybrid alien-goat-human babies excavation point take me to the alien sexgoats! Elsewhere... How come aliens never visit? Maybe they have, and we just don't know it!