Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 15, 2020
Transcript:
Son, how's the ol' marriage treatin' ya? Well... Remember when you said great friend, great lover, great mother: pick two? I went and got the first and last... But... I'm... I'm happy. Oh... Uh... Uh... Good... By pick two I had meant pick the second one.
Ida No about 4 years ago
Go on a dirty videos streaming site, and self-serve while the wife makes dinner.
bxclent Premium Member about 4 years ago
i would like to hear the mothers advice to the daughter – we already know which head men think with
Darsan54 Premium Member about 4 years ago
You should be #2 and then it would all work out nice.
swanridge about 4 years ago
Oops!
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Great mothers sometimes forget how to be great wives: get your husband to help and “incentivize” the effort.
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
So when you say, “Good, fast, cheap: Pick two”…