Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 18, 2021
Transcript:
Hi, Billy Andersen from Cranford Elementary, New Jersey. This question is mainly for the senator, but I'd like to get his opponent's perspective as well: If you could have a billion dollars, but for the rest of your life, your eyes would be on your butt- would you do it? As usual, both candidates took the party line.
no money is worth the pain of sitting on your corneas