Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 24, 2021
Transcript:
Crazy old coot, am I?! Well, could a crazy old coot balance four lobsters on his head?! Could a crazy old coot do so while wearing lipstick?! Would that lipstick actually be a piece of cheese he found under the sofa?! Huh?! Would it?! We all wish grampa would stop yelling at the manmequin.
What gets me is the dang thing answers me.