Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 07, 2023

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    “So I compromised and converted to worship the godhead at the center of The Playboy Philosophy, and became a ‘cheater.’ Now, don’t tell your mother.”

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    Dad: “But if the idea is that you want me to feel bad about being stuck in a dead-end job, divorced, and with a snot-nosed kid who doesn’t respect me… Well, I could dream. I could dream.”

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    Algolei I  almost 2 years ago

    My brother wanted to grow up to be a fire engine.

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    ZarPaulus  almost 2 years ago

    How many furries does that dad know?

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    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    I wanted to be a tiger, and with my luck I would have ended up living with Mike Tyson.

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