Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 25, 2013
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April 26, 2013
Transcript:
Chicken: Do you like American poetry? Worm: Nah. Too many verbs. Chicken: Canadian? Worm: Too much passive voice. Chicken: What about polish? Worm: Too many consonants. Chicken: Scottish? Worm: If you get Sean Connery to read it to me.
I need a translator when I go to Scotland. I can barely understand the burrrr.
And my ancestors were from the old country. They were the Campbells.
Bagpipe music at my funeral when it comes. Hope it gives some people a headache. The gift that keeps on giving.
The old Sarge