Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 24, 2014
February 21, 2014
February 25, 2014
Transcript:
Taking a fake sick day? Need an excuse that really works? Behold the power of... food poisoning! It's got it all! Quick onset! Quick Recovery! Embarrassing symptoms that nobody wants to ask questions about!
My dad used to say that vomiting was all in your mind. We weren’t allowed to get sick, he didn’t have any patience for weakness or sick kids. Funny though, my sister’s mind vomited in the back seat when she told him she was feeling sick. He reused to pull over when she warned him and then proceeded to yell at her for actually vomiting. Fun childhood! Laugh a minute!